paekistan:

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

kushandwizdom:

If you think you can lie and disrespect me and still expect me to fuck with you, you must be out of your fucking mind.

norisblackbook:

Mommy is jealous because I’m actually too small for the Balenciaga sample sizes. And she can stay pressed.

norisblackbook:

Came out the movie theater and there were broke people everywhere.

norisblackbook:

In a relationship where one person is eating for two and the other one is pregnant, it’s not a matter of if there will be a fight about French fries, it’s when.

norisblackbook:

I finally tried Kylie’s Lip Kit. I read the fine print on the box that warned consumers that side effects may include cultural appropriation, excessive Snapchatting, and hopeless devotion to a mediocre rapper.

norisblackbook:

Jay, Bey, Blue I want you to know that the thoughts and views expressed by DadYe do not reflect the thoughts and opinions of myself.

unpicasso:

me: i’m gonna go to bed early tonight

me at 4am on the cryptids wikipedia page:

kanyefashion:

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian at the Off-White Paris Fashion Week - Sept 29